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crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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(via ugly)

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loveinglifechic:

weaaregroot:

MCU + Most Heartbreaking Moments [one | two]

*Rips heart of own chest* Here you go

(via damn-funny)

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canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

(via damn-funny)

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tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

(via lindsaylohoean)

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Anonymous asked: You are hella awesome


Answer:

THAnK YOU ANON

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theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

(Source: clracomalfoy, via potterlovermore)

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trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

She’s a disney princess

(via theswootasticalstargirl)

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