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greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really  annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via nightshadeniki)

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theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

ANIME BREAKS MY SOUL PLEASE STOP BEFORE I CRY

FUCK YOU TEARS FUCK YOU ANIME FUCK EVERYTHING

HOPE BLOSSOMS IN MY CHEST WITH A FUCKING PLOT TWIST

THAT WAS AMAZING THE ENDING WAS SO WOW

HOLY SHIT THERE’S AN OVA EPISODE FOR WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YES CLOSURE

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theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

ANIME BREAKS MY SOUL PLEASE STOP BEFORE I CRY

FUCK YOU TEARS FUCK YOU ANIME FUCK EVERYTHING

HOPE BLOSSOMS IN MY CHEST WITH A FUCKING PLOT TWIST

THAT WAS AMAZING THE ENDING WAS SO WOW

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3 hours ago

daw-n:

if anyone needs a valentine I’m free

*reblogs in the middle of july*

(via ugly)

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middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

(via pizza)

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3 hours ago

theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

ANIME BREAKS MY SOUL PLEASE STOP BEFORE I CRY

FUCK YOU TEARS FUCK YOU ANIME FUCK EVERYTHING

HOPE BLOSSOMS IN MY CHEST WITH A FUCKING PLOT TWIST

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3 hours ago

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator, via asian)

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theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

ANIME BREAKS MY SOUL PLEASE STOP BEFORE I CRY

FUCK YOU TEARS FUCK YOU ANIME FUCK EVERYTHING

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